I wish–Oh, how I wish!–I could get the human female involved in something like this:
That is some first-class mischief right there!
Actually, come to think of it, the human female drives so slowly down country roads in the spring, gawking at all the wildflowers, that often traffic *does* tend to pile up behind her. If I tweak Google to recommend whatever route she’s taking to a bunch of other drivers as a speedy detour, the results could be record-setting.
Speaking of records, this is my 1,700th post. Time flies when you’re creating mayhem!