Awesome Movie Banner: Becca Z.
Stan Lee Minifig: MangaFigs
Soundtrack: What soundtrack?
Filmed on location in Central Texas
No animals or plants were harmed in the making of this film, although the banana was slightly bruised.
“Yeah, I’m gonna need that arm, buddy.”
Location Scouting: Human Female
Editing: Human Female
Post-Production: Human Female
Special Effects: ILM (Industrial Lego Magic)
Stunt Coordinator: Sticky Putty
Stunt Doubles: All characters performed their own stunts!
Props: Human Female
Catering: Human Female, Sculpey, & Fimo
“Til the end of the line…”
Producer: Human Female
Director: Human Female
Screenplay: Human Female
Cinematography: Human Female
Casting: Human Male, Human Female, Human Female’s Mother, Zac S., Amy B., John B., The Knittery Friend, the M family, …
Rocket’s kick-ass car: Designed and built by Cohen B.
“Hey, Rocket! Can we get a ride back with you?”
“Yeah, I could really use a lift!”
“Come on now, you parasites! You pile that kind of weight on my sweet ride and you’re going to mess with the gas mileage!”
“Hawkeye will give you some money for gas.”
“I will? Hey, no! Nat, no fair!”
“Sigh. You know, Cap, it always makes me a little misty when the family leaves.”
“Me too, Iron Man. We make a good team. Bye, guys! Be safe!”
“You do realize that we all just spent like a zillion hours punching and shooting things and saving the world. I think they can manage to survive driving a couple of miles, even with Rocket at the wheel.”
“Yeah, but it’s my job to worry about everyone.”
“You really are the Team Mom, aren’t you?”
“I’ve got a Geometry test tomorrow, so I’m gonna web on home and study. Aunt May doesn’t like it when I’m out late on a school night. Bye, guys!”
“Brother, it has been a joy and an honor to fight by your side once again! The Sons of Odin, united, cannot be defeated.”
“He’s not my father, Thor.”
“The Sons of Frigga, united, cannot be defeated!”
“What part of ‘I’m a Frost Giant and adopted’ don’t you understand?”
“You may posture and prickle, Loki, but I will always be proud to call you my friend and my brother.”
“Capsicle, you maybe wanna come with me and get a bite? Being fantastic is hard work! I’m starving.”
“My friends, we have created a mighty mess. Even the Ancestors in Wakanda never saw such a battle, or such a pile of produce.”
“What’s going to happen to all of it, Loki?”
“Well, it was all on account of one brown-thumbed mortal. I say: THE HUMAN FEMALE SHOULD HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP!”