Month: July 2019

Revenge of the Flora, Part 20: Credits, Continued

Location Scouting:  Human Female

Editing:  Human Female

Post-Production:  Human Female

Special Effects:  ILM  (Industrial Lego Magic)


Stunt Coordinator:  Sticky Putty

Stunt Doubles:  All characters performed their own stunts!

Props:  Human Female


Catering:  Human Female, Sculpey, & Fimo


Revenge of the Flora, Part 18: The Credits

Producer:  Human Female

Director:  Human Female

Screenplay:  Human Female

Cinematography:  Human Female


Casting:  Human Male, Human Female, Human Female’s Mother, Zac S., Amy B., John B., The Knittery Friend, the M family, …

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Rocket’s kick-ass car:  Designed and built by Cohen B.


Revenge of the Flora, Part 17

Hey, Rocket!  Can we get a ride back with you?”

“Yeah, I could really use a lift!”

“Me too!”


“Come on now, you parasites!  You pile that kind of weight on my sweet ride and you’re going to mess with the gas mileage!”

“Hawkeye will give you some money for gas.”

“I will?  Hey, no!  Nat, no fair!”

“Sigh.  You know, Cap, it always makes me a little misty when the family leaves.”


“Me too, Iron Man.  We make a good team.  Bye, guys!  Be safe!”

“You do realize that we all just spent like a zillion hours punching and shooting things and saving the world.  I think they can manage to survive driving a couple of miles, even with Rocket at the wheel.”

“Yeah, but it’s my job to worry about everyone.”

“You really are the Team Mom, aren’t you?”


“I’ve got a Geometry test tomorrow, so I’m gonna web on home and study.  Aunt May doesn’t like it when I’m out late on a school night.  Bye, guys!”



Brother, it has been a joy and an honor to fight by your side once again!  The Sons of Odin, united, cannot be defeated.”

“He’s not my father, Thor.”

“The Sons of Frigga, united, cannot be defeated!”

“What part of ‘I’m a Frost Giant and adopted’ don’t you understand?”


“You may posture and prickle, Loki, but I will always be proud to call you my friend and my brother.”



“Capsicle, you maybe wanna come with me and get a bite?  Being fantastic is hard work!  I’m starving.”


“What else?”



“My friends, we have created a mighty mess.  Even the Ancestors in Wakanda never saw such a battle, or such a pile of produce.”

“What’s going to happen to all of it, Loki?”

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“Well, it was all on account of one brown-thumbed mortal.  I say:  THE HUMAN FEMALE SHOULD HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP!

The End!

Revenge of the Flora, Part 16

“Thanks for the “protection”, T’Challa, but I had it handled.  If you want to be with this kitty, you will have to remember that she has claws of her own.  No more treating me like a helpless kitten.  Understood?”


“Understood, my warrior princess.”

“Well, don’t forget.  Otherwise I might have to cut off your supply of the catnip cupcakes with the tuna buttercream.”

“A threat to make a man’s heart quail within him!  I shall obey, my sweet chef.”


Sigyn, it’s all over!  You’re safe now.”

“Oh, Loki, I was so scared, but I knew you and your friends would save us!”

“Let’s leave the clean-up to the spandex crew and go on home.”

“That sounds wonderful.”


“Unless you’re hungry, my love?  We could go out for an early dinner.”

“I’d like that.  Muffy and I never did have lunch.  We had cookies, but that seems like forever ago.”

“We’ll go wherever you like.  What are you in the mood for?”

Anything but the salad bar.”


(to be continued…)

Revenge of the Flora, Part 15

“Avengers and allies, report!”

“I’ve finally got Rosebear down for the count, but I think someone needs to check on Hawkeye.”

“And I’ve got the uh, is it celery?  The celery all wrapped up.”


“If anyone wishes to make banana bread, I believe we have the ingredients.”

“And this broccoli will never trouble anyone again.”


“The sun’s gettin’ real low.”


“I… I think we won!  Good work, team!”

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“Hulk?  Hulk?  Hey, buddy, you can stand down now.  Let Bruce out to play.”

“Hulk smash!”



“I’m gettin’ out of here!  This is gonna be messy!


(to be continued…)

Revenge of the Flora, Part 14

(The battle continues.)

“I finally got my shield back and subdued that guy.  Man, I am not going to want to eat broccoli for months.  Now let’s see if I can pluck this daisy once and for all.”




“Grrrr!  I thought bananas were supposed to bruise easily?!”



“Man, I am gonna need to get my paws on that guy’s arm!”



“Doctor Banner, good of you to join us!”


“Hulk smash!  Hulk make corn meal!”


Slam!  Thud!

“Hulk say corn bear go nighty-night!”

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“Hulk wonder if salt and butter handy…”

(to be continued)