Day: August 9, 2019

More Mischief is Always Better. Part II: An Excess of Philanthropy

After I set up Arnold’s monkey with the human female’s social security number, I sat down and had a good, long “think” about what I’d done.

And, folks, I wasn’t pleased.

I mean, I’d used her SSN to give a documented identity to someone who was already pretty well off.  Granted, Remus is paid peanuts–literally–but he’s got a cushy gig working in Arnold’s lab.  Why, I asked myself, hadn’t I taken the opportunity to create a fake identity for someone less fortunate?  Someone who could really benefit from documentation?

So meet Luis.

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Luis is overjoyed to no longer be an undocumented construction worker.  Congratulations, Luis!

And here are Paul, Ali, and Piotr:

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Welcome to the workforce, fellas!

And there’s still more of the human female’s identity to spread around.

Here you go, Manuela, Young Hee.

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Go, all of you, and be brick-layers or nannies or hairdressers or astronauts or whatever!  I don’t care, as long as you do the human female out of her next federal income tax return and snarl up any retirement benefits she may ever have.

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Augh! Manuela!  No hugs!  NO HUGS!

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