An unusual game has just been brought out, one the human male received for his just-past birthday. It involves trying to balance various animals on a plinth. The animals are all angle-y and intriguing.
You just met that bear! You don’t know if he’s friendly or not. And maybe he doesn’t like hugs.
I do not trust the eagle-condor-vulture thing, either.
Back, winged fiend! I know she’s snack-sized, but restrain yourself!
The octopus, however, is very friendly— and quite good at shaking hands.
This beast seems tame as well.
What’s it called? “Warthog?” This must be the human female’s game piece, yes?
Sweet Glittering Bifrost! What is that?!
The game rules identify it as a Mythical Omni-Beast composed of some aspect of each of the others. It has warthog tusks, a shark fin, the toucan beak, bear paws, and so on. It’s a good thing it appears to be gentle, because Sigyn is thoroughly smitten.
No one knows what this piece does.
Looks like the humans have managed to get the shark, the warthog, and a crossing symbol onto the plinth. And a Sigyn.
Ah! Now it all begins to make more sense.
The plinth is magic, and each animal piece has a small spell attached. The magic can communicate with a computer so that the animals become part of a narrative on the screen.
The object is to keep all the animals alive by “feeding” them “energy” with the polyhedral pieces that must also be balanced on the plinth.
The “cross” game piece does just that–it crosses two of the animals currently on the plinth.
Which is how we managed to make a Ruffled Swinejaw…
I will admit, this is amusing. It is giving me all sorts of good ideas for beasts I could engender to form part of my army.
So far, the humans are playing in what they call “co-op mode”, in which they all join efforts to stack as many animals and generate as many bizarre mutants as possible. That is all well and good, but where is the competition? Where is the striving? I think we need to invoke Battle Mode, where a card deck comes into play.
That way, I can play cards like this:
Truly! I think I have found MY game!