Oh, Well Done!

Sigyn, did you hear something?  I thought I heard a thumpy noise, like something out on the front porch…

Nothing over there…

Nothing over he—

Sweet Glittering Bifrost!  The Unrepentant Package Squashers have outdone themselves this time.  I asked them to pay a extra special attention to anything they were given to deliver to the humans, and they’ve surpassed my wildest dreams.

I mean, look at this!  It’s a thing of mangled beauty!

One corner is magnificently crumply.

And look, Sigyn!  Take a moment to appreciate how the sealing tape is hanging on by just a few fibers.

Careful, love.  I don’t want you entangled in what intact tape there is!

UPS, you have done yourself proud with this one!

I salute you!

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