Sigyn, did you hear something? I thought I heard a thumpy noise, like something out on the front porch…
Nothing over there…
Nothing over he—
Sweet Glittering Bifrost! The Unrepentant Package Squashers have outdone themselves this time. I asked them to pay a extra special attention to anything they were given to deliver to the humans, and they’ve surpassed my wildest dreams.
I mean, look at this! It’s a thing of mangled beauty!
One corner is magnificently crumply.
And look, Sigyn! Take a moment to appreciate how the sealing tape is hanging on by just a few fibers.
Careful, love. I don’t want you entangled in what intact tape there is!
UPS, you have done yourself proud with this one!
I salute you!
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