Good news!: The custodial crew is deep cleaning all the floors so they’ll be beautiful and sparkling. They’re stripping them down to bare tile and everything. They’re even using the new, super-strength stripper I provided.
Bad news! (Well, bad for the human female): The new, super-strength stripper I provided doesn’t stop at dissolving all the old, yellow, grungy wax. No, it continues to power through and dissolves the adhesive sticking down the floor tile as well!
Now, as the human female and her staff are walking through the rooms, they can hear the distinctive ~crackle!~ of loose tiles underfoot.
Ehehehe! Will you look at that! Mop-water has gotten in under the tiles and is squeezing back up whenever someone puts weight in the affected spots!
Did I know my little prank would turn out so well? No–but color me tickled! Dirty, mop-water-brown and tickled!
Oh, dear. Looks like it’s time to file a work order with Slow, Silent, and Costly. I’d frown in consternation and disapproval, but the corners of my mouth keep twitching up…