I think I know how to make the human female’s love of apples bear fruit. (Snerk!)
She really does keep track of all the different varieties she eats. She even photographs them:
That’s just a sample. And look! She’s even had one of those ‘Winter Banana’ ones!
She keeps her tasting notes in a little book. Actually, make that “books.” She’s filled one completely up and is a good way into another.
She records their lineage, their appearance, and their taste. Her favorites get a little star by their name.
Looks like her hundredth variety was a good one. I’ve made sure she hasn’t found any since.
She has no compunction about lambasting varieties she finds less than stellar:
These little books are like scripture for her. Her memory’s not so good, so she really relies on them to help her remember which varieties she’d like to eat again and which ones to skip. No one’s allowed to meddle with them.
Pffft! Rules. Let’s see if she notices my little addition…