I stand amazed. The human female has broken with the time-hallowed Inn Breakfast Ritual, thrown tradition to the winds, and passed up both the large round breakfast maker AND the Texas-shaped breakfast maker! There will be no cakey little cubby holes to fill with butter and syrup this morning!
No, she has elected to go the protein route, filling her flimsy plate with eggs and bacon.
Sigyn is enthused. And the Norns know I do like a good strip of crisp bacon. But really, human, I am just looking out for you. That is far too much bacon for one person. Here, let me save you from some calories.
Oh, and I’ve heard orange juice is just loaded with sugar, and you could wreck your whole day by downing a glass. Let me fix that.
You’ll thank me later.