Earlier this week, I spoke of Yule parcels which met with misadventure en route and did not arrive. However, one package, sent by the human female’s up-north Auntie, has managed to arrive. Come, my love, let us examine this parcel!
This Auntie often sends baked goods. Mmmm… The human female says we may open it and see if anything needs refrigeration.
What do you think, Sigyn? Fudge? Fruitcake? Maple syrup or candy??? The best time is the minute before you actually look, because then it could be anything.
I see glass! But what is that shifting, tinkling sound?
Sleipnir’s fetlocks! This does not bode well at all.
Norns’ nighties! Was Thor here doing Mjolnir practice? Or was the horrible Hulk on the premises? I have seldom seen anything so comprehensively smashed! I asked Usually Smashes Parcels Significantly to bang up the box a bit, just to frighten the mortals, but they can’t even do wrong right and have delivered a pristine box with a catastrophe inside.
Mortal, be sure to remember to write a thank-you note for this thoughtful gift. Here, I will dictate:
“Dear Auntie,
“Thank you for the amusing jigsaw puzzle.”
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