Our recent tramp through the woods demonstrated to the human female that her hiking boots no longer fit properly. (If she had normal feet, instead of malformed trotters, she might be a more appealing and pleasant person, but there seems little chance of that now.)
Thanks to the convenience of the internet, she has been able to order herself some new ones. I helped her choose them. Wasn’t that nice of me?
Today they arrived. That was quick!
The left one fits fine and is “so, so comfy.” The right one, after a few steps, has demonstrated that it is clearly going to be a misery, so back they go.
Oh, how sad for you!