Now both the human female AND the human male are working from home. They’ve each staked out their territory and the place is covered with laptops and cords and monitors.
You might suspect that, with no computers to fix hands-on and no ordering for classes for the human female to do and no coworkers pestering them in person, I’d have fewer opportunities for mischief, but you’d be wrong.
With a side of wrong sauce.
<Loud, clang-clattery noise!>
Eehehehe! Look at the human female scramble! She thinks it sounds like the metal blinds in the bedroom being mangled, but that would be weird, wouldn’t it?
Uh, oh, where are the felines?
The felines, dear minions, are in fact in the bedroom. They are engaged in FLINGING themselves into and through the blinds in a frantic attempt to catch one or both of the green anole lizards whom I have invited to do their head-bobbing display just outside the window.
The human female has now raised the blinds in an attempt to keep the Terror Twins from destroying them.
Which just lets the felines see the lizards better.
Great Frigga’s corset!
Look at Taffy Cat jump! She has quite the vertical leap and has just caromed off the window pane in an attempt to catch lizard number two.
Who is peering down from the top of the pane just above the latch.
Eehehehe! I should have brought popcorn! The human female has snatched up Taffy Cat and is endeavoring to wrestle her out of the room. Taffy Cat is protesting this procedure, and just as she is being heaved out the door, Flannel Cat has tagged in and is headed for the windowsill!
Now the female has gone back to evict Flannel Cat and Taffy Cat has streaked back in!
It’s like watching a squirrel trying to fit two walnuts into its mouth. Put one in. Put a second one in and the first pops out. Shove the first one back in, the second one pops out.
Repeat ad infinitum et ad absurdum…
Awww. She’s managed to get both cats out of the room and has cruelly shut the door to take away their fun. The house is all quiet now.
When I let a june bug in…
The humans have a very tall living room ceiling…
And a tall cat-tree…
And the Terror Twins forget cats can’t actually fly…