Day: May 20, 2020

Took Her Long Enough

The human female bought this shirt in the second-hand shop over a year ago.  She wanted something big and floppy to do yard work in.  How many times has she worn it? Who knows!  She can’t count that high, and I haven’t kept track.

You would think, then, that it wouldn’t have taken her this long to find the itchy, itchy tag that I sewed in the back of the neck…

itchy tag

…and the double-extra itchy little plastic tagger thing that’s still in there as well.

Sigh.  Some days I wonder why I even bother.  I could quit making mischief now and she’d be ninety before she found all the surprises I’ve already left her…

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