I have been remiss. I have not heretofore mentioned or introduced one of my most stalwart allies. This is a grave oversight, for truly, I have done some of my best mischief in concert with the internet service provider known affectionately as Suddendrop.
The humans are watching a movie on a streaming service and the plot has advanced to the critical stage? Poof.
The human female is Zooming with her mother and sister of a Sunday afternoon? Bye-bye.
Download of a huge directory of files is *almost* complete? So sad.
The human female is trying to blog, or do an online jigsaw puzzle, or read a fic, or check the weather. Sorry, no can do.
It’s fall, and people everywhere are getting stupidly excited about how green leaves turn to russet and scarlet.
For me, there’s no better time than when that green light turns to orange.