Dear Human Female,
I know that the last week has been very busy for you and that you’ve had to snack on the go. I’m sure your physician would be happy to know that you are choosing fruits, nuts, and veggies and not just chips and cookies. Yes, three cheers for you for the zip-lock baggie of almonds in your backpack. Protein, healthy fats, etc. Very smart. Truly, you are to be commended.
Too bad you’re not smart enough to check whether someone might have unzipped the zip-lock…