Day: February 2, 2021

Again, There’s Always Toast

The human female managed to make a pot of oatmeal overnight, one that actually worked. Nothing to do now but add a splash of milk and a glug of maple syrup and dig right in. Be civilized: use a spoon.

But not this one. This one is so thoroughly stuck in the dishwasher basket that it makes one of those fiendish wood and wire pub puzzles look easy.

What’s that you say? Simple physics? If it went in, it can come out?

Pffft! It’s like you don’t even know me.

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