The human female likes puzzles and games.
Good News: She is very fast at solving online jigsaw puzzles.
That little white ribbon on the weird-looking-yet-somehow-very-regal women uploaded by someone calling themselves “galleonslap” means that the human female was the fastest to solve it out of everyone who tried.
Good News: Recently she was Rather Clever at solving an acrostic.
Bad News: I might have uploaded an unwinnable game into her Single Rail solitaire…
That’s as far as she’s going to get, because this one has her positively stumped.
I… I think she’s in mourning.