Day: October 1, 2021

I Don’t Think They Like You

The human female, in a fit of something (perhaps guilt over spending so much on tiny pieces of colored paper?) has applied to volunteer at the local food bank. There was an online form to fill out and a questionnaire as to previous experience, physical limitations, and tasks she might be suited for. While she wasn’t looking, I added a comment or two to her application, just so they’d know the sort of person with whom they are dealing.

The good souls at the Food Bank have reviewed her application and sent her the following email.

Such enthusiasm! This is going to work out just fine.

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