Enough Already!

All right, human female, I have had enough! You have been coughing and snorting for six weeks now and I am beyond tired of listening to you!

I don’t care if it’s bronchitis. I don’t care if it’s a cold. I don’t CARE if it’s one of your stupid, all-pervasive allergies to every sort of plant material. I DON’T EVEN CARE if it turns out you have lung flukes!

It’s NOT the plague:

Okay? You’re not dying! So just get over it and get over yourself and give the rest of the people in this house some flipping peace for a change!

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