A Visit From the Eater Bunny, Part V: She Was Holding Out On Us

I thank whatever deities there may be (besides me, of course!) that all of the local weirdos have gone home.  Today is bound to be better, no matter what happens, just because of their absence. Hold!  What is this?!  The human female has been holding out on us!  I am peeking at what she packed […]

A Visit From the Eater Bunny, Part IV: Well, Hel, Let’s Just Get Everyone In On It

Guess the word got out that we’ve got candy, because the whole damn gang is here now. “We do not have gummy rabbits in Wakanda.” “There’s more sugar here than in my Sugar Dojo.” “Friend Steve, what flavor do you think this large butterfly is?” “Dunno.  Think I should lick it and find out?” “Ja, […]

A Visit From the Eater Bunny, Part III: A Rescue No One Needed

It appears that Sigyn’s shrieks of delight have been mistaken for cries of alarm, because there is suddenly six-foot-six and multiple hundred pounds of too much brainless ersatz brother leaping to her “rescue.” “Fear not, gentle Sigyn!  Mjolnir and I shall smite these flapping fiends and crush them into a colorful paste!” ” ‘Sup, peeps?  […]

A Visit From the Eater Bunny, Part II: This Is More Like It, Yet Somehow It’s Too Much.

Sigyn and I are examining the contents of some of the other candy packets.  These are much more like what I expected treats left by the Eater Bunny to be. Sparkly, sour bunnies.  It was kind of the Eater Bunny to leave them in our favorite colors (more proof the human female shouldn’t have these!) […]

A Visit From the Eater Bunny, Part I: Quite The Stash

The humans spent an exhausting several days in the celebration of their annual pursuit of the Eater Bunny.  They came home from one of their long, churchy observances and fell straight into bed in an attempt to rectify the sleep deficit.  In their shambling grogginess, they overlooked the fact that they left a basket of […]

Uh, Oh. Sigyn’s on a Mission!

It is getting to bet the time of year again when all the markets seem to overflow with Eater Bunny-themed merchandise, and the Red Bullseye Market is no exception. Some of it is quite bizarre. Why??? This one has the same texture, but a very different shape.  A most corpulent coney indeed! Careful, Sigyn!  This […]

Not All Bunnies and Flowers, Part III: An Untimely and Gruesome Carnage

Do you recall the All Hallows pumpkin?  The one that overstayed its welcome?  Back in December, I predicted that the human female was going to put a Santa hat on it and make it suffice for yet another holiday. Well, as of the Eater Bunny festival, the stupid thing was still sitting on the front […]

Not All Bunnies and Flowers, Part I: Taste the Rainbow

I hope you enjoyed my beloved’s tale of how she spent her Eater Bunny holiday.  I just want you to know, though, that it wasn’t all bunnies and flowers around here.  There was also a great deal of cookery. The human female got it into her little pin-head that she was going to make cookies for […]

Found Them! The Perfect Posies

I think I have the right idea with a potted plant rather than cut flowers, something that Sigyn can enjoy for a long time.  The hibiscus I looked at was a step in the right direction, but lavender is not her favorite color. Ah, orchids!  Lovely, and quite exotic!  The blooms last for months.  Sigyn […]

In Search of the Perfect Posies

In the end, we left the international market yesterday with nothing more than the human male’s ginger bears.  Sigyn really is looking forward to the Eater Bunny festival, though, so I thought I would get her a little present. Flowers seem to be associated with the Eater Bunny, and Sigyn likes flowers, so I’m off […]