Strange and Smashy Parcels

Mail’s here!  Since yesterday was a no-mail holiday, there should be good stuff today! By Hulk’s hurtful ham-fists, will you look at the condition of this box that has arrived for the human male!

mashed package

The pointers I’ve been giving the mail carriers are really paying off.  Well done!

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Yes, I think we can all agree that this acronym stands for Usually Smashes Parcels Significantly.

Hope there was nothing breakable in there. Heh.

The human female has a parcel too!


Looks like the gorillas missed this one.  I see I have some re-training to do.  I have no idea what she’s ordered. Let’s look, shall we?


Sigyn, is that anything you recognize?  I have to say that, sadly, I do not think it is fudge.   Or rather, I now hope it is not fudge.  Fudge should not BE that color.


Well, I’m glad this came with promotional literature, because I would never have guessed what these are–little rubbery samples of sidewalk gasketting.  You know, that stuff builders put between concrete slabs to allow for expansion?  The humans’ front walk is missing quite a bit, and the spaces tend to fill up with soil and then grass.

What size do you reckon we need, Sigyn?  Some of those cracks are pretty wide…


…and some of them are awfully deep.

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Midgard wasn’t conquered in a day

Some time in the not-too-distant future, when current world governments are but memories and my name is on every mortal’s lips and all kneel before Loki, it will be important to know how it all came about.  This is my story of conquest.

Random Mischief — The day-to-day events and musings of the future King of Midgard

Adventures — The narrative arc of my greatness.  Posts with plot.

Naughty Loki — ’nuff said.

Sigyn Speaks — Precious gems of wisdom from my beloved.  (Look for posts tagged “romance” to read the tale of our love.)

On Campus — I mean to rule Midgard, but I’m starting here, in Aggieland.

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