Random Mischief

So What Was In the Demolished Box??

I am just as curious as Sigyn is to see what is in the mutilated box delivered by Unrepentant Package Squashers yesterday.

Sleipnir’s fetlocks!

It’s more of those stackable animals for that game the humans liked so much.

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What is this one supposed to be?  I approve of the color, but I have no clue what it is.

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Oh.  The human female says its a tricky lizard, one that can change his color at will.  Being a shape-shifter myself, I can appreciate the usefulness of a quick disguise.  You and I may get along well, lizard.

Sigyn is introducing herself to…  A person-faced lion with a goatee and aviator goggles?!

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I’m beginning to wonder if the shaking up that parcel took mashed all the contents around and this thing started out as five or six other things…

Okay.  This one, at least, I recognize.  A flamingo–nothing else is that pink or that stilty.

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They’re famous for standing around on one leg. Sigyn is practicing her own balancing on one leg.

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It’s not going very well.

Stay behind me, Sigyn!  Unless I’m very much mistaken, that is a dragon, and it doesn’t do to leave them out of your calculations, especially if you are small, cute, and tasty-looking.

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Sigyn, don’t!

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Oh, well.  I should have known she’d have the beast tamed in no time at all.

Ehehehehehe!  The chameleon was silly, the flamingo was ridiculous, and the dragon, though fierce, has these goofy little wings and really isn’t very terrifying at all, but THIS goober takes the cake.

Or the fish food, as the case may be.

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Don’t be fooled by its wiggly little forehead “worm,” Sigyn.  That’s how it lures in its prey.

Sigyn! What are you doing?!  Have you NO sense of self-preservation at all?

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Oh.

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Playing dental hygienist.

Sweetest, you and your notions will be the death of me yet.

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It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets—Part III: What’s Really Important

Breeding and balancing unholy monsters has given me quite an appetite.  Fortunately, the other aspect of Gaming Weekend is EATING.  Come, Sigyn, let’s repair to the kitchen area and see what delectables are on offer.

There is the usual assortment of chips and crackers.

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Sigyn is in the Cheezit box only because she hasn’t seen the Cheeto bag yet.

Enjoy your crunchies, my love. I’m after more substantial fare.

The human male obtained some beef this year.

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He rubbed it with spices.

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And then cooked it long and slow in the smoker.  There had better be some of that left!

Score!  There is some sliced and wrapped in foil in the refrigerator with all the fruit and coleslaw.

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The human female made her gingerbread cookies again, and they are going quickly.

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The nearly empty first bowl of which apparently functions as a very effective Sigyn-trap.

Do you need help getting out, my love?  No?  Just going to eat your way out?  Very well.  Just call out if you need me.  I’ll be over yonder consuming my weight in brisket.

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Summer Blockbuster!

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In the grand tradition of MARVELous summer blockbuster movies, You Must Be This Tall To Take Over The Planet ran an exciting multi-part adventure with an all-star cast and non-stop action.   This banner marks the END of the story.  To read/watch the blockbuster from the beginning, scroll down to July 1st and read upwards to here.  Pass the popcorn!

Revenge of the Flora, Part 25: Bloopers and Out-takes

Never a dull moment with this cast!

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“Oops!  Hee hee hee hee!”

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“Cut!”

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“Look, if I can act in this silly bonnet, you can deal with the tennis shoes.”

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“Now who’s clumsy?  Eh? Eh?”

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“Hee hee hee hee!  Ow.”

bananabear down

“Dude just slipped on his own peel!”

celery down

“Whooooooooaaa!”  Thud.

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“Hawkeye–did you come to work drunk today?”

“Shut it, Trash Panda.”

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“Wardrobe!”

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“Hulk crash, drop puny cornbear!”

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“I’m, uh, dangling, here.  Little push?”

“Sorry.  Too busy being dead.”

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“Ashes, ashes, we all fall DOWN!”

–THE END!  THANKS FOR WATCHING!!–

 

私たちは生の魚の領土に戻ってきた

The humans have dragged us to the Big City to the West again, and wow–they have lost no time in rushing to the place with the sushi-go-round!  I would rather leave raw fish than take it, but Sigyn is excited.  She had such fun last time.

Remember, my love?  No riding the conveyor belt.  I mean it.  There’s no telling where you might end up, or who might snatch your cute little self off. Then I might have to hurt someone, and we’d get banned from ever coming back–and you know what that would mean:  No sesame balls full of sweet red bean goo.

You will just have to behave.

Speaking of… We seem to be beginning the same way we did last time.

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Grabby hands!  Sigyn thinks they are so soft and sweet that they’d be “comfy to snuggle down and rest in.”  Maybe?  At least you could have a little snack without having to get up and go to the kitchen.  Just turn your head and nibble…

Will wonders never cease!  The human female has ordered something different this time.  Fried…  Can you tell what it is, Sigyn?   Could be anything under that breading.

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(tentative taste)  Hmm.  Tastes like chicken.  Probably because it is chicken.   Not the best chicken I’ve ever had, but not bad.  Certainly no match for the tempura shrimp, though.

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Tails!  Tails are all that’s left.  You and I will have to order some shrimp of our own, Sigyn, because the glutton has left us just just the crustaceous hindmosts.

Just for that, human, I’m going to spoon a heaping helping of whatever-this-is on whatever you eat next.

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I saw you shudder as you shoved the little pot and spoon away from you, so I’m guessing it will make a very good mischief.

Well, many noshes and tidbits and morsels later, we have come nearly to the end of the gustatory excess.  There is *just* enough room left to squeeze in a bite of dessert.  Someone at the table has ordered these and is sharing.  Any idea what they are?  Whatever they are, they’re pale red and pale green, so we approve.

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Wait!  We’ve had these before, they just didn’t arrive vivisected like this.  MMMmmochi ice cream!!!  There hasn’t been something this yummy, small, cute, and sweet since Sigyn was born!

The human male has ordered something odd just because he’s intrigued by the photo on the menu.  The picture looks like a fried fish, but it says something about ice cream and it is listed with the desserts.  It should be zipping this way on the conveyor belt any moment.

And here it is!

It…It looks like a fried fish!   Sigyn confirms that it is, indeed, nestled in a bed of ice cream.  i have never seen such a thing and I am completely baffled.

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Human male: takes a bite

Me: stares

Human female:  takes a taste, squeals

Well, nail me to the front door and use me as a knocker!  Apparently this is, in fact, dessert!  The outside has the consistency of a waffle or a fried doughnut, and the innards are full of sweet red bean-paste!  In other words, it is a more highly-evolved form of sweet, beany goo delivery!

The human female now wants one of her very own.  However, everyone at the table is completely full, and there isn’t room in anyone’s tummy for so much as a fin.  See, human female?  If you’d shared the shrimp tempura earlier, you’d have room for a fish waffle now.  Serves you right.

台所の他のすべてのおいしい魚は別の日に泳ぐために生きます

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