Random Mischief

Did You Ever Go Shopping and Not Find Anything Good?

The humans are out and about, doing some poking in various emporiums.  Being a little bored, I’ve tagged along.

First stop, the grocery store.


I don’t know much about mortal children and their fascination with dinosaurs, but I can tell you that making kale and spinach into little bilgesnipe shapes would not have induced me or my brother to eat them.   (shudder)  I’m the actual god of mischief and I would never have come up with such a hideous idea.

We’re at the bookstore now.


Augh.  I can’t go anywhere without running into his stupid face.

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Curses, Foiled Again

Oh, look, it’s some of that new stuff, non-stick aluminum foil.


The humans are messy cooks, so this could be very handy when it comes time for clean-up.

Let’s open it up and see what we have.


By Gungnir!  That is one sharp cutting edge.   I like!


Hmm.  Yup.  Shiny on one side and dull on the other.


What?  You need a piece for lining a baking sheet?   Well, that’s serendipitous.  Just grab and pull out what you need.

You’re all set.

As long as all you need is six little inches.


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Some New Faces in the Neighborhood, Part II

On the other hand, our other new neighbors, the Walkers, seem like really decent, thrifty people.  I understand they come from an old, noble line.

the Walkers

Sigyn, I think we should have them over for dinner very soon.

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Some New Faces in the Neighborhood, Part I

I have heard that there are some new residents in the neighborhood, a very sweet little family of three.  Sigyn wishes to make their acquaintance.   I shall accompany her, to make sure that nothing untoward transpires.

Well, look, Sigyn–I believe that is one of them now!

Mr. Gingergummy looks to be a handsome, cheerful sort of fellow


Mrs. Gingergummy, on the other hand, has a bit of a hunch and an odd little flat place on the side of her head.  (I am trying not to stare, but once you see it, you can’t unsee it!)


Their son, George Gingergummy, sad to say, is prone to fits and appears to be blind in one eye.


Well, this got awkward quickly.

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