A BHI (Big, Heavy Item) arrived in the stockroom for the human yesterday, but it was raining, so she and her staff waited a bit. And then the stockroom was closed, so it’s not today until someone can go fetch it and cart it over here.
Great Frigga’s Corset! It’s the long-lost centrifuge! It was not delivered by F&THS, whose paperwork carries the delightful slogan.
(The human female was surprised, because apparently they only go as far as the Big city to the South)
Nor was it delivered by Yeah, Right, Ciao, but by a third, apparently more reliable, shipper.
Here it is, out of its protective swaddlings. It’s ENORMOUS! And so terribly clean!
Yeah, that won’t last.
Let’s plug it in! Odin’s eyepatch! Look at that slick display!
Speed, timer, and a bunch of other things. Hmmm. This looks complicated. I’m not sure the human female should go anywhere near it…
The inside is clearly set up for some good, fast, fun!
Come, on Sorvall! Let’s go for a spin!
P.S. Sigyn, here. You know what the best part about this shipment is? It’s the return address for the vendor:
Is that not the cutest address ever? I’d love to live on a street with a cute name like that! I think I’ll ask the humans if we can move…