April Fools

It’s My Special Day

April 1.  I look forward to this day all year.  It’s the one day Midgardians truly embrace my whole gestalt.

I have something special planned for the human female.  I’ve remarked before that she’s something of a night owl, and when she does sleep, she doesn’t sleep well, so each new day sees her comatose until about 9:00 a.m.  Therefore, I am often able to do some of my best work over breakfast.  This morning, I have replaced her usual cereal flakes with something else.  Let’s see if she notices.

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What?  It says, “Keep out of reach of children.” In her superannuated condition, she is decades past childhood!

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Scat! (Sigyn Speaks, but best send the kiddies out of the room)

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Hey, you! Skanky ho-cat. Yeah, you. Don’t you be lookin’ at my man. I saw you and where your eyes were goin.’ That fine ass is mine.

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Listen up good, Y’all cut that shit out and keep your damn claws off my Loki. You’d best be movin’ on or I might have to cut a bitch.
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Hahahahahaha! Just kidding!

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This my good friend Muffy from book club. April Fool!

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