I’ve managed to check up on most of the local citizenry, but a few are conspicuously missing. Where are Black Widow, Captain Marvel, Pepper Potts, and the other members of the X Chromosome League?
Ah. Found them. All I had to do was follow the giggling.
Apparently it’s Hair-do Club Day and I didn’t get the memo. The topic for this week’s meeting is The Long Bob and the Faces It Flatters. Darcy looks unsure about chopping off her long mane.
Wait—I was momentarily blinded by the glare from the screen.
“Thor, is that you?”
“Indeed, brother! These fair ladies have been offering most sage advice on how best to tame my flowing locks.”
“‘Flowing locks’? Give me a break.”
“Hey, can anyone get in on this?”
Gunnehilde! I was NOT expecting to run into my bearded sister-in-law today, and especially not here! It would appear that the five-o-clock shadow spell I cast upon her on the first day of April going on seven years ago has lost none of its efficacy. Is she not a sight to behold?
Ehehehehehe! As I said, it suits her. Sometimes I do not know my own strength. Ehehehehehe! Ack! I forget sometimes she knows what to do with that sword! Time to make a strategic retreat.
Ah. Late winter sunshine and the narcissus are blooming.
And I found Groot! I think he likes the sunshine, too.
Now, where did Sigyn go?