Remember last July when the human female and her crew switched from regular lab gloves to biodegradable nitrile gloves? I had fun with that shipment. It arrived in tatters and parts had to be replaced. They’ve been patting themselves on the back for “helping the environment.” Well, I’ve been helping the work environment, making sure it is one of cHa0$ and obfuscation.
The very first thing the human female did when she got back into the office after Yule break was to order the “green” gloves for the semester. That was on January 2. She ordered 4 cases of extra large, 23 cases of large, 32 cases of medium, and 32 cases of small, ten boxes to the case.
This time I wanted to make sure they all arrived in good condition.
Just not all at once.
On January 9, about half the gloves arrived via Fed Up and Exhausted. There was more than a bit of confusion, and the stockroom clerk almost didn’t sign for them, because They Had One Mission And Stumbled (THOMAS) had helpfully addressed the boxes to “Stephen Wolfe,” which just happens not to be the human female’s name. She couldn’t check the packing slip, because there wasn’t one, just the freight weight statement. The shipment sat in one of the lab rooms while she worked with the vendor to figure out a) were the gloves hers and b) where were the rest?
About that time, the human female received four shipping notices from Unrepentant Package Squashers. No explanation for the change in shipper. The four shipments arrived on January 10. Each one was a single case of small gloves.
After many emails to and from the customer rep, the human female managed to get THOMAS to agree to finish sending the order. On January 11, more packages showed up, via Fed-up and Exhausted. The human female and her minions counted and counted again, and came to the conclusion that they had the right number of cases of extra large and one extra case each of large and medium. They were, however, still short a case of small. No packing slip here, either.
Email, email, email, moaning, wailing, gnashing of teeth. The customer rep was busy, busy, busy and ended each of her “I’m working on it” notes ended with a cheery “Let’s make 2019 the best year ever!”
On January 14, the female managed to squeeze a packing slip out of THOMAS, but it showed only 23 large and 32 medium.
The human female finally gave up and called customer service directly. They promised to make it all right.
On February 5, she received a shipping notice from Unrepentant Package Squashers that the long-awaited gloves were finally en route.
They arrived on February 11–and here they are!
I dragged it out as long as I could, and considering that many of the glove boxes sat in the big middle of the main prep room bench until all was completed and that turning in the non-existent packing slips required a novel-length explanation for the bean counters, I’d say it was one of my better jests.
And to think they’ll be ordering again for summer or fall! Ehehehehe!