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China King, Part 4–Defective

These cookies are defective! One of the humans has received the SAME saying as I have.

Sigyn, look in the other half of our cookie and see if there’s anything else in there.

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Hold! What’s this?! The horrible red monster has returned! Prepare to die, you chitinous…!

Wait– It is apologizing? It wants to be friends now? Ah, I see. It has received some good advice. Welcome, minion!

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China King, Part 3–An ingenious confection

I was able to drive the red-clawed menace away. The meal can proceed!

We have reached the dessert. Sigyn, observe this cunning cookie!

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The humans are breaking theirs open to reveal strips of paper with wise sayings on them.
(In Asgard, the food very rarely talks back or offers guidance.)

I am already very nearly omniscient, but by all means–let us break one open and obtain some wisdom for ourselves!

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I do not think this cookie knows me very well…

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China King, Part 1–What manner of food is this?

Sigyn and I have accompanied the human female and her friends to another eating establishment.

I have no idea what any of this is.

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What are those black bits? What is that…fried thing? That other fried thing?

I have poked this yellow object that is covered with some sort of flaky material. It wobbled.

Then poked back. I… I think it may be alive. Sigyn, back away slowly…

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