Hawkeye

Revenge of the Flora, Part 9

“Hey, Cap!  Heard you over the comms.  Need some help?”

“Sure thing, Widow.  I’ve got giant fruit bears over here and who knows what they’re capable of.”

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“Rocket!  Good job taking that rose-headed bear down!  Can you rescue Sigyn?”

“On it, Cap!”

“Cap–where do you want me?  I’m feeling a real need to wipe some smirks off some vegetation over here.”

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“Keep the daisies busy, Hawkeye, or see if you can get a handle on that giant peach.”

“You got it.  Man, stone fruit just should not be that big.”

“All right!   Time to make some masa out of this corn guy!”

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“And, um, Widow, did you do something new with your hair?”

“Yeah.  Not sure I’m going to keep it, though.”

“Looks good.”

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“We can swap beauty secrets later, Cap.  Right now I think I’ll whip up a little fruit salad. Хорошо, идиоты, кто из вас хочет умереть первым?”

(to be continued…)

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Do You Need Help, Brother?

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"Brother! It is good to see you! Do you require assistance?"

"What?! Thor?! What are you and your Avenger friends doing here?"

"We have been tracking your evil look-alike. He has caused a lot of mischief in this realm. Let us help you subdue him!"

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"I don’t NEED your help! And I don’t need you, Stark!"

"If you say so, Reindeer Games. Looks to me like this is standoff. And don’t you have a damsel in distress to rescue?"

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Hawkeye: "Personally, I don’t care if both of you kill one another. In my book, even one Loki is too many, but seriously, let us take this little stinker off your hands."

"Oh, thank you for the offer, but as you can see, the original has triumphed over the bad copy."

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"I will, however, let you take out the garbage. . . as soon as he tells me where Sigyn is."

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