The human female isn’t stupid. I mean, she’s an idiot, and completely ridiculous on multiple levels, but she does know how to read. Which is why, when she saw the words, “For freezer, refrigerator, and microwave use only” on the plastic lid, she assumed it would be all right to lay it on loosely and use it as a spatter shield on the leftovers she was reheating in the microwave.
You’re right, Sigyn! It is horrific And also quite satisfying. She has achieved a degree of warpage that I believe may be unprecedented.
Do you suppose the fact that I distracted her so that the bowl’s contents cooled, creating a vacuum that sucked the lid onto the bowl, has anything to do with the delightfully Dali-esque results?