Hulk

A Mischievous Milestone!

I’m pretty sure that since most humans are too busy to keep track of such things–and that some (like the human female) can’t count that high–none of the minions who read this ongoing record of my exploits have realized that, sometime in the last week, my journal has passed

TWO THOUSAND ENTRIES.

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Granted, some of them were brief announcements (often of the nature of “I didn’t do it” with a chuckle at some poor mortal’s misfortune), but I still feel this calls for some sort of recognition.

Gather, my adoring masses!  My ears await your paeans of praise!  Where are the armies marching in review?  Where are the fireworks? Where is my parade already?

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Ah, well.  At least there’s cake.

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Feel free to express your adulation in the comments!  Don’t leave me here with only the noise of Thor chewing.

Revenge of the Flora, Part 14

(The battle continues.)

“I finally got my shield back and subdued that guy.  Man, I am not going to want to eat broccoli for months.  Now let’s see if I can pluck this daisy once and for all.”

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……

Zap!

“Grrrr!  I thought bananas were supposed to bruise easily?!”

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…..

“Man, I am gonna need to get my paws on that guy’s arm!”

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…..

“Doctor Banner, good of you to join us!”

“Roooaaaaarrrr!”

“Hulk smash!  Hulk make corn meal!”

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Slam!  Thud!

“Hulk say corn bear go nighty-night!”

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“Hulk wonder if salt and butter handy…”

(to be continued)

Things Were Going Fine Until…

It is actually nice outside today—sunny and clear; cool but not cold; all the spring plants just starting to come into their own.  In short, a perfect day for a walk with my sweetie!

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I love how the sun brings out the auburn in her hair.

Sleipnir’s fetlocks!  Is that who I think it is?

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It is!  It’s my horrible sister-in-law Gunnehilde; my not-lost-long-enough, horribler half-sister Hela; and the horriblest big, green behemoth who assaulted my person at our last meeting in New York.   They do not look as if they have come for tea.  Don’t worry, Sigyn!  I’ll protect you!

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What do you three want?!  Sigyn, sit tight while I deal with these pestilent persons.

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Uh, oh!  On second thought, RUN!!

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Sigyn would never forgive me if harmed her sister.  Instead, I’ll just teleport my beloved and myself to safety.

One… two…THREE!! 

*POW!*

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tbc…