It Wasn’t Me, But I’ll Have to Remember That Google Could Be a Good Ally

I wish–Oh, how I wish!–I could get the human female involved in something like this:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/26/us/google-maps-detour-colorado-trnd/index.html

That is some first-class mischief right there!

Actually, come to think of it, the human female drives so slowly down country roads in the spring, gawking at all the wildflowers, that often traffic *does* tend to pile up behind her.  If I tweak Google to recommend whatever route she’s taking to a bunch of other drivers as a speedy detour, the results could be record-setting.

Speaking of records, this is my 1,700th post.  Time flies when you’re creating mayhem!

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I Didn’t Do It–But I Laughed When It Happened!

Quiz time, mortals!  Can you identify this object?

If you guessed “housing for automobile side-view mirror”, you are correct!  This particular one is no longer affixed to the humans’ vehicle.  Why?  It was, I snicker to say, a case of Good News/Bad News.

The Good News is that the human male remembered to take the auto in for its scheduled safety inspection.  I know that I, for one, will sleep better knowing that when we are out and about, my Sigyn is riding in a vehicle with working brakes and steering.

The Bad (and Funny) News that when the dealership was running the very dirty vehicle through its complimentary car wash, their automated equipment ate a large patch of paint off the driver’s side mirror.  They apologized profusely, but the human male still had to get up early to take the vehicle in to have the free replacement installed.

Now, what to do with this damaged old one?  I’ve been thinking about it for a while, and all I have come up with so far is “candy dish for a demolition-derby themed birthday party.”  If you have a better idea (the mischiefier, the better), please let me know in the comments!

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It Wasn’t Me

News item:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/12/europe/giant-bronze-hippo-stolen-england/index.html

Though I wish I’d thought of it.  It would be fun to watch the human female try to get it off the front lawn.

And you know I’d place it with the rump facing the street.

Of course, she’s so weird she’d probably leave it.  But then it would be fun to watch her mow around it…

Missed my chance, didn’t I?

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Now Hear This–Helpful Advice From Loki

If you want to take this:

To make this:

Using this:

You had better use this:

Or you will end up with this:

And this:

She did this aaaall by herself.

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Ahahahahaha! Snort! Ahahahaha!

I swear on my pointy helmet that I was not responsible, but…

Ehehehehe… Maybe it’s just the box….

Ahahahahaha!  Nope!

The human female…

Got socks for Yule.  ALL the socks!

So, so richly deserved!

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Sometimes My Mischief is Not Required

Forgot to post this earlier.  Ridiculous.  Just ridiculous.

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You Believe It Wasn’t Me, Right?

By my own pointy helmet, I swear this wasn’t me!

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/business/article218665930.html

One: taking only 5% of a nation’s GDP is too paltry to bother with, and

Two:  Liberian money is just too hard to unload.

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