i don’t care what they tast like buy them NOW

Buy Me These

The humans are flakey grocery shoppers. They make a menu and a shopping list and try to be organized, but they usually deviate wildly from plan and come home with random items.  One week it might be a new apple variety or some strange new vegetable.  The next it might be an intriguing cheese or a soup they haven’t tried.  When Sigyn and I tag along, I don’t usually make too many demands because, all things considered, there is usually something in the haul I will eat.

But today, I am putting my foot down.

lokitos

Purchase these, mortal, or suffer the consequences.

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