I must admit, humans can be pretty clever. They do—occasionally— come up with some good ideas.
Take plastic bags. I know, I know. Bad for the environment, and I REALLY wish they’d stop chucking them in the ocean and trashing up the planet that will one day be mine, but they are useful for things like toting veggies home from the store.
See? They come off the roll all nicely sealed along the bottom.
Still, there’s no clever invention I can’t turn into an opportunity to make mischief for the human female.
I’ve very helpfully made sure this one is sealed across the TOP, too.