I have been up to some marketing/pantry mischief. It’s something I like to revisit from time to time, not only to annoy the humans, but to keep my hand in.
Our mischief for today involves those little nuggets of delight known as dried cranberries.
Sigyn loves them. And she is quite excited to learn that this package had 20% more! Evidently the humans have already opened it and begun to enjoy them.
But the humans have the memories and attention spans of gnats, so when I put cranberries on the shopping list, they thought they needed them. And when they looked in the pantry, I made sure they didn’t see the already open package. So they bought another one!
And opened it.
By my estimation, they now have about 60% more, since neither package is full. But not for free.
And because when you look up “gullible” in the dictionary there is a picture of the human female, I was able to pull this entire stunt again.
Behold!
Next week, I try for four.
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