Long-time minions may have noticed that there haven’t been many nature walk this year. The human female’s bum feet have kept her pretty close to home. Today, though, she is back out in the woods. Our favorite “wilderness” park is now home to a brand-new Nature Center. The city has been building the thing for years, now, and it is finally done!
Let’s go on a quick tour and see what all the fuss is about. I’ll be the judge of whether what we have now is better than all the trees, flowers, and grass they ripped up to put it in. Hmm. Curved roof, big empty room, smaller empty room, concrete amphitheater, outdoor classroom, very-angular-not-shapes-found-in-nature sidewalks, gardens. I must say, I’m not impressed. No doubt it will be nicer when the city gets around to filling it with actual science. The human female and her coworkers have provided lots of checklists and texts for displays, but none of them are up yet. Therefore, there is still time for me to introduce misspellings, misidentifications, and various plausible yet completely erroneous “facts” into anything that goes up.
Sigyn wants a closer look at the gardens, and I’m happy enough to oblige.
Oh, these are reasonably attractive, and the butterflies seem to approve of them.
The human female is put out, though, because these pentas are not native, and she knows she thoroughly vetted the landscape plans and provided a list of attractive native plants.
Uh, oh. The plantings also include tropical milkweed, shrimp plant, two kinds of Cuphea,, Mexican mint marigold, butterfly bush, and powderpuff, none of which are native. The human female has that pinched, twitchy expression she gets when there is something—or someone—who desperately needs correcting. Best to move on before there is an incident.
What have we here? Ah. Various groups of nature lovers have set up booths and tables with educational displays, games, and assorted activities. The human female is supposed to take a turn manning one of the booths. Let’s see what’s afoot.
Hmm. What’s all this brown cloth? I am fairly certain that Unrepentant Package Squashers was not invited to this gathering!
And what is it they’re selling?
Oh. The ubiquitous Midgardian garment-cum-billboard, the T-shirt. And it has a leaf on it. How quaint.
Oh, look—they’re for sale. Remember: You too can advocate for the park and be a Friend and have Friends, but it’ll cost you..