I was thinking that I would have to make do with the Kingly Cake as birthday tribute, since the solipsistic humans seem to have completely forgotten the significance of the day that is February 9 by Midgardian reckoning.
But then this showed up.
It is from the human female’s mother, one of the few mortals I actually like. Clearly the human female did not inherit this good woman’s generosity.
I haven’t a clue as to what it could be. Come on, Sigyn–help me open it!
It was sent Priority. Because I’m worth it!
Oof! The cover is heavy!
Pop! Look at all the bubble wrap! Pop-pop-pop! There could be anything in here!
Well– That is the most thoughtful— Words can’t–She went to all the trouble of–
A yellow and green, double-layer carrot cake with cream cheese frosting! And a green plate and tablecloth! And a doily! Here, Sigyn, you can have the first piece. It looks delectable.
Some people know how to make a god feel special on his birthday!