Sabotaging the Snail Mail As Well

Last week, I made sure that the humans got a whole load of judgey, depressing email.  Today, I’m working my mischief on the humans’ regular mail as well.

I know for a fact that the humans enjoy getting the mail.  There’s always the chance (however remote) that there will be a letter from a friend, an interesting catalog, or even the needlework kit that the female ordered back in JANUARY.

Bill, bill, auto dealership ad, flyer for a new pizza restaurant—nothing, really, to make the sixty foot trip to the box in 100-degree heat worth it.

Oh—wait.   Ehehehehe!   I’ve been planning this for a week or two, but I didn’t think it would come today.  The envelope’s just appealing enough on the outside that the humans may actually open it.

See?  It looks important.


Civic pride, and all that.

Look!  Kids!   No one can resist giving money to something that’s for kids.


I sent out a thousand of these.  Even if only a few suckers recipients respond, it’ll net me some useful cash.

Fandral’s mustache!  The humans are laughing and pointing.  What?!  The wording is perfect!  I spent a lot of time on this.

This bears closer inspection…


I still don’t see anyth—  Oh.



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A Most Perilous Visit, Part II: Danger Everywhere!

The knittery friend’s house is full of interesting and beautiful things.  Take for instance, this sparkly new carafe.  It’s one of the old-fashioned ones with the glass that goes on upside down for a lid.


Sigyn is quite entranced by the shiny.


You can stay and admire the carafe as much as you want, sweetie.


I’m going to go see if the children have any fun new toys.  I’ll be back in a bit.


Not a moment too soon, evidently.


(later)  Now that Sigyn is recovered from her fright, it is time for some adventure.  The knittery friend’s clever spouse has installed an ingenious pegboard in the kitchen.  It is useful for getting all the odd-shaped bits of cookware out of the cupboards.


It also makes a marvelous climbing wall!

How are you doing down there, Sigyn?


I have conquered the wall!  Time to jump down and go in search of celebratory beverages!



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