We are here in the museum’s Gift Shop, which is always a risky prospect. How so? There is the very real danger that:
–The human male is going to find an expensive book that he wants
–The human female is going to embarrass us all by squeeing over scientifically accurate stuffed animals.
–Sigyn is going to find something motion-related and become– like this.
It. Happens. Every. Time. Pendulums, marble machines, factory equipment–doesn’t matter. Sigyn is absolutely mesmerized by moving things. In this case, it’s colored oil drops rolling down little ramps in some sort of desk doo-dad.
Oh, sweetie. Can you…? It’s all right… Just look away… Come on. Lets go look at…something else. Something not moving.
Here! Come see this!
Who doesn’t love a good novelty cutting board?
Or maybe you’d like to check out the rubbery prehistoric beasties?
Jormungandr’s jodhpurs! Unhand my beloved, you toothy behemoth or I shall render you extinct a second time! Hang on, Sweetie! Loki’s coming!