Since I sent the human female any plumbing-related woes. I think, therefore, it would be interesting to have water appear randomly, with no discernible source.
Odin’s Eyepatch! I appear to have miscalculated. Instead of water appearing on the human female’s desk, it has manifested on the desk of one of her coworkers. Still, the coworker being absent today, it falls to the human female to move the coworker’s computer, mop up the water, and put down a bench paper blotter, in case more appears.
Where did it all come from?! The human female is looking left and right, down and…
…up. Always, always look up.
I don’t know if I’ve made the observation before, but if I have, it bears repeating: the human female is a big, fat hypocrite. She prays and begs for water to fall from above outside, on the “garden,” but let a little moisture drip down from a ceiling indoors, and it’s all, “Woe is me!” “Plumbing emergency!” And, “Oh, noes! Now I have to deal with Slow, Silent, and Costly!”
(later) Well, that was fun! The incident got tagged in the system as a “ceiling tile replacement,” without any indication that workmen should investigate the source of the water damage. There are so many options! Plumbing, fire sprinkler system, condensation on chilled water line, melting Frost-Giant snowballs, portal to bottom of fjord on Vanaheim, etc., etc.
In the end, I suppose it doesn’t really matter, because when plumbers from SSC finally do show up, I shall, of course, make sure that the human female looks as foolish as possible when there’s no trace of a leak to be found anywhere.
Until the next Mystery Puddle appears…