Vrooooom!
Screeeech!
“Hey! What’s all the ruckus? Why’ve you got hold of my friend Sigyn, and what’s the kitten doing on the ground?
“Stay out of this, rodent. It doesn’t concern you.”
“‘Rodent‘, is it? Just for that, me and my buddy Groot, here, are gonna unleash six kinds of whoop-ass on you. ”
“See this cannon? When this is all done, there won’t be enough left of you jokers to make a small side-salad and a boutonniere. What do you say to that?”
Vrooooom!
“Hey, Rocket—Need any help?”
“Nah, Cap, I got this, but because I’m such a nice guy, I’ll let you take a swing at a couple of the posies, if you want.”
“Thanks! Because I hate bullies, even if they do look like a corsage run amok.”
“Now, listen up: You weeds have two of my good friends. Let them go now and we can all walk away from this in one piece.”
“Ha! Do your worst, Captain Spandex!”
<knuckles cracking> “I was kinda hoping you’d say that.”
“You stand no chance of defeating us!”
“On va voir!”
(to be continued…)
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