she has actually not lost any gloves yet this winter

Nice, But Haven’t the Horses Already Left the Barn?

Long-time minions may recall that the human female has a thing about losing gloves.  It was therefore no surprise when yet another pair arrived in the mail today.

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Ah.  I see.

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Cut-Resistant Gloves.  Where were these two weeks ago?  Before the Great Slicing of 2018?

Hmm.  It seems they are not 100% invoilable…  It says you should not cut them just to test them.

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And yet, with my trusty dagger, that is just what I am going to do.

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What’s this?  Not proof against velociraptors?

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Then what the Hel good are they???

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