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Revenge of the Flora, Part 25: Bloopers and Out-takes

Never a dull moment with this cast!

seed packet topple

“Oops!  Hee hee hee hee!”

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“Cut!”

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“Look, if I can act in this silly bonnet, you can deal with the tennis shoes.”

rosebear down

“Now who’s clumsy?  Eh? Eh?”

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“Hee hee hee hee!  Ow.”

bananabear down

“Dude just slipped on his own peel!”

celery down

“Whooooooooaaa!”  Thud.

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“Hawkeye–did you come to work drunk today?”

“Shut it, Trash Panda.”

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“Wardrobe!”

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“Hulk crash, drop puny cornbear!”

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“I’m, uh, dangling, here.  Little push?”

“Sorry.  Too busy being dead.”

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“Ashes, ashes, we all fall DOWN!”

–THE END!  THANKS FOR WATCHING!!–

 

Revenge of the Flora, Part 24: Behind the Scenes

Shenanigans from the set of Revenge of the Flora.

“Why is everything a joke to you?”

“Hello?  Billionaire, Genius, Playboy, Philanthropist, and Smart Ass!

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Steve and Tony arguing about dialogue in an early version of the script.

……

“Loki, you need to talk to Wardrobe.  Your cloak is looking a little the worse for wear, and we haven’t even shot the battle scenes yet.”

“Tell me about it.  The budget on this picture is laughable.  Did you notice that no one has a costume change?”

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……

Over in Hair and Makeup:

“You have such pretty hair, Sigyn.”

“Thanks.  I like what you’ve done with yours, too.”

“I’m toying with the idea of changing my bow to in front of my other ear.  What do you guys think?”

“Bold move.”  “Go for it.”

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……

“Good work,  young man.  Your reflexes are becoming even faster.”

“Thanks, Your Highness.”

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T’Challa and Spider-Man keep in top form with a little sparring between takes.

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Shooting the action sequences against the green screen:

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“Pew! Pew! Pew!  Zap!”

“We’ll add the sound effects in post-production, Loki.”

……

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“Watch out down-set!  I am going to throw Mjolnir now, and this is the heavy copy!”

…..

“Cut!”

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“¡sʎnƃ ‘uıɐƃɐ sıɥʇ ʎɹʇ ǝɯ ʇǝן ¿ı ɯɐ ‘ǝuǝɔs sıɥʇ uı uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq oʇ pǝsoddns ʇou ɯ,ı  ¡ʎɹɹos  ˙ʇooɥs„

…..

Meanwhile, over in Props…

“Sorry, guys.  You’re never getting these back!”

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Revenge of the Flora, Part 20: Credits, Continued

Location Scouting:  Human Female

Editing:  Human Female

Post-Production:  Human Female

Special Effects:  ILM  (Industrial Lego Magic)

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Stunt Coordinator:  Sticky Putty

Stunt Doubles:  All characters performed their own stunts!

Props:  Human Female

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Catering:  Human Female, Sculpey, & Fimo

 

Revenge of the Flora, Part 18: The Credits

Producer:  Human Female

Director:  Human Female

Screenplay:  Human Female

Cinematography:  Human Female

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Casting:  Human Male, Human Female, Human Female’s Mother, Zac S., Amy B., John B., The Knittery Friend, the M family, …

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Rocket’s kick-ass car:  Designed and built by Cohen B.

 

Revenge of the Flora, Part 17

Hey, Rocket!  Can we get a ride back with you?”

“Yeah, I could really use a lift!”

“Me too!”

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“Come on now, you parasites!  You pile that kind of weight on my sweet ride and you’re going to mess with the gas mileage!”

“Hawkeye will give you some money for gas.”

“I will?  Hey, no!  Nat, no fair!”

“Sigh.  You know, Cap, it always makes me a little misty when the family leaves.”

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“Me too, Iron Man.  We make a good team.  Bye, guys!  Be safe!”

“You do realize that we all just spent like a zillion hours punching and shooting things and saving the world.  I think they can manage to survive driving a couple of miles, even with Rocket at the wheel.”

“Yeah, but it’s my job to worry about everyone.”

“You really are the Team Mom, aren’t you?”

……

“I’ve got a Geometry test tomorrow, so I’m gonna web on home and study.  Aunt May doesn’t like it when I’m out late on a school night.  Bye, guys!”

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…..

Brother, it has been a joy and an honor to fight by your side once again!  The Sons of Odin, united, cannot be defeated.”

“He’s not my father, Thor.”

“The Sons of Frigga, united, cannot be defeated!”

“What part of ‘I’m a Frost Giant and adopted’ don’t you understand?”

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“You may posture and prickle, Loki, but I will always be proud to call you my friend and my brother.”

“Whatever.”

…..

“Capsicle, you maybe wanna come with me and get a bite?  Being fantastic is hard work!  I’m starving.”

“Shawarma?”

“What else?”

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….

“My friends, we have created a mighty mess.  Even the Ancestors in Wakanda never saw such a battle, or such a pile of produce.”

“What’s going to happen to all of it, Loki?”

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“Well, it was all on account of one brown-thumbed mortal.  I say:  THE HUMAN FEMALE SHOULD HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP!

The End!

Revenge of the Flora, Part 16

“Thanks for the “protection”, T’Challa, but I had it handled.  If you want to be with this kitty, you will have to remember that she has claws of her own.  No more treating me like a helpless kitten.  Understood?”

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“Understood, my warrior princess.”

“Well, don’t forget.  Otherwise I might have to cut off your supply of the catnip cupcakes with the tuna buttercream.”

“A threat to make a man’s heart quail within him!  I shall obey, my sweet chef.”

……

Sigyn, it’s all over!  You’re safe now.”

“Oh, Loki, I was so scared, but I knew you and your friends would save us!”

“Let’s leave the clean-up to the spandex crew and go on home.”

“That sounds wonderful.”

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“Unless you’re hungry, my love?  We could go out for an early dinner.”

“I’d like that.  Muffy and I never did have lunch.  We had cookies, but that seems like forever ago.”

“We’ll go wherever you like.  What are you in the mood for?”

Anything but the salad bar.”

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(to be continued…)