The humans have been trying to eat more fruits and vegetables lately. The shopping comes into the house and it’s oranges and apples and spinach and cucumbers and tomatoes and snow peas and carrots and where is my beef, mortals? A god cannot be expected to live off rabbit food.
I’ve got to clear some room in the cold box for things that are actual food. (Bacon. Cheese. More cheese…) The bulkiest thing in here is the lettuce, so if I can find somewhere else to stash it…
There. I think it’s safe to say we won’t be having salad tonight! Anyone for pot roast?