The Midgardians have been all caught up in the news of some sort of government report that has recently reached the attention of the media. Something about someone doing something to someone, blah, blah, blah, don’t bore me with mortal politics, blah.
I can’t worry about all that. There’s been a government document causing a tizzy a little closer to home.
Don’t read it! It’s lies, I tell you! All lies!
What do you mean, “For the love of Pete, what in the Nine Realms are you planning?!”