The Terror Twins seem to be taking having the humans home all day very much in stride.
At my urging, they are keeping up with their lounging duties. No object is too lumpy or uncomfortable,
There is no piece of furniture that doesn’t need warming,
No cozy space is too dark or too small,
And there’s nothing that can’t be improved with the addition of some cat hair.
Lounging, of course, is only part of the program. They DO help with chores. Like laundry:
And home security. I’ve arranged regular visits from those windowsill lizards, just to keep the blinds rattling and assure a steady supply of kitty-nose prints on the glass.
There are stuffed mice and pom poms to chase. And leave in the bed—but only if they’re stiff and soggy with cat spit.
Mostly they get along. There’s quite a bit of reciprocal ear-washing that goes on.
But then someone washes too hard…
And that leads to cranky patty-cake, which leads to thumpy tussling, which leads to high-speed chases with full lights and sirens. That’s always amusing, especially since they tend to skid a lot.
Sometimes, they and I put our heads together and think up new and interesting mischief, as well as new and more inconvenient places to harf up breakfast or a hairball.
Today we are discussing the fact that this week’s mail brought Ominous Postcards, one addressed to each of them.
License tags mean vet visits, and vet visits mean shots. This demands action.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Of course, aside from lounging and hindering and harfage and dreaming up new ways of being obnoxious at the vet, Flannel Cat and Taffy Cat have somewhat limited options, since they are indoors-only. The human female keeps telling them that they are lucky to live in such a nice house with nice (ha!) people, plenty of food, and lots of soft places to sit.
Outdoor kitties often meet with misfortune. Poor old Marty, for example.
Oh, no! Marty, it seems, has gone missing. There are posters up all over the neighborhood.
Let us examine the sign:
I take it back. Sounds like Marty knows what’s what and is out there living his best life.
You go, Marty!