I’m pretty sure that since most humans are too busy to keep track of such things–and that some (like the human female) can’t count that high–none of the minions who read this ongoing record of my exploits have realized that, sometime in the last week, my journal has passed
TWO THOUSAND ENTRIES.
Granted, some of them were brief announcements (often of the nature of “I didn’t do it” with a chuckle at some poor mortal’s misfortune), but I still feel this calls for some sort of recognition.
Gather, my adoring masses! My ears await your paeans of praise! Where are the armies marching in review? Where are the fireworks? Where is my parade already?
Ah, well. At least there’s cake.
Feel free to express your adulation in the comments! Don’t leave me here with only the noise of Thor chewing.