The human female says that April is a good time to do some “Belly Botany.” This means that while she says she is going for a nice, invigorating walk, she really plans to stop every ten feet, squat down on her plump haunches, and peer at people’s lawns.
Why she hasn’t been arrested yet, I have no idea.
Sigyn likes tiny flowers, so the three of us have formed a strange procession. As I predicted, we have made it no farther than the park on the corner.
Sigyn thinks the Dwarf Dandelions are “cute.” I think Sigyn is cute.
Scarlet Pimpernel, one of Sigyn’s oldest and dearest floral friends. She looks forward to them every year, and one of my favorite photos of her was taken amidst these grenadine-colored posies.
Sigyn likes this one because it “looks like lace.” The God of Mischief does not “do” lace. I think I may need to go smite something just to keep my virile reputation intact. Where is Thor when you need him?