Sigyn has got the hang of skating forwards, in a circle. That’s wonderful, my sweet! We’ll have you skating backwards and doing triple putzes, twizzlers, and alpaca spins in no time at all!
Uh oh. Ever one to share her good fortune, Sigyn has telephoned a few friends. We are probably now to be invaded by all sorts of people whose company I could cheerfully do without. Sigh. All I wanted was an afternoon alone with my dearest.
Yes, here they come. Yelp and Benno are first to arrive. Yelp seems quite excited!
म यो असल बरफ को अनुमोदन! बस जस्तै हामी घर फिर्ता छ।
Benno is less enthused.
Oh, hooray. This just keeps getting better. Sigyn’s friend Muffy is all right, I suppose, but look who’s here now.
“Greetings, brother! I am eager to join in this festival of winter sports!”
“You’re not my brother, Thor. And does this look like a ski slope to you?”
What an idiot. Honestly. That man would bring a fluffy cat to a taffy pull.
And now that insane racoon is here! At least Sigyn is kind enough to talk to him so I don’t have to.
“Rocket, where’s Groot?”
“Well, it’s like this, ya see? Turns out Sapling Groot’s only hardy down to about 27 °F, USDA Climate zone 9B. I’ve got him in the cold frame until things warm up.”
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How is this my life?
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