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Revenge of the Flora, Part 13

Zooom!

“Hey, Kittycat!  Hey, ladies!  Everything all right over here?”

“We are all well, Man of Iron.  My claws have kept all foes at bay.”

“How ’bout you, Sigyn?  Still all right?  Still hanging around with Reindeer Games?”

“Um… Hi, Tony.”

“Stark, shouldn’t you be, oh, I don’t know–shooting something?”

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“Muffy-muffin, you wound me!  Just for that, I’ll go kill something in your honor.  Will that make you happy?”

“Extremely.”

……

Eat magic and wither, you smirking petaled pestilence.”

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……………………

“Hey, Cap!

“What?”

“Didn’t we kill this Pink Bonnet Thing like ten times already?”

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“I thought so!  Some of these plants are pretty hard to take out!”

“I’ll give it a double blast, then and make it an even dozen.”

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Whizz!

Clang!

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“Note to self:  Apparently vibranium does not ricochet off of broccoli.”

(to be continued…)

 

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A Strange and Wondrous Beastie, Part III: Doesn’t Anyone Have Anything Else to Do Today???

Captain Toothpaste Ad has wangled his way aboard my fine Tettigoniidous steed.  How to kill all the romance of an outing in one fell swoop.

Yelp?  You too?  Sigyn, did you send out engraved invitations or something?!

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म तपाईंको शानदार काठको क्रिकेटमा सवारी गर्न चाहन्छु? के तपाई मलाई यो गर्न दिनुहुनेछ?

Sigh.  Go ahead.  It appears that I’ve chartered the hexapod equivalent of a party bus.

Oh, and now the Kitty Committee wants in on the action.

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Just so you know, Blackie, I didn’t invite you.  Muffy is Sigyn’s friend and you’re just a regrettable plus-one.  Fisi, you can bite him, too, if you feel like it.

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Cat, are you coming or going?  And Stark, if you so much as bat an eyelash at my sweetie we are going to have a rousing game of kick-the-man-in-a-can.

“Komm her, Remus.  Join me upon this so magnificent inzect.”

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“Hold tight mein Freund, und keep an eye on zat…thing on ze ovipositor…”

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Sleipnir’s fetlocks!  Didn’t anyone stay home today?!

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Oh, great.  Now the cry-baby clown wants in on the action.

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Benno, you are scared of, among many other things (including dandelions and air molecules), both bugs AND heights.  Do you really think climbing up for a ride is a good idea?

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