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Shopping With Sigyn is Always an Adventure

The humans have ventured out to one of the local markets that carries home goods.  Sigyn and I have tagged along just to get out of the house.

This leucistic theropod would ordinarily be terrifying, but…


A.  His arms are not only tiny, they’re attached to his chest.

B.  Sigyn has a way with animals.

C.  He has his golden bow-tie on.  Clearly he’s dressed for a night on the town, not the slaughter of innocents.

Sigyn, what are you doing now?   The humans have moved on, and we’re in danger of being left behind.


Ah, teaching tricks to polar bears.  How clever of you!  But do come along.

Augh!  What now?!  She’s the dearest person, truly, but does she have to stop and chat with every. single. quadruped. on. the. planet?


Dinosaurs in bow-ties, be-tasseled llamas, and polar bears in poorly-painted top hats.  None of this makes a great deal of sense.

Now where’s she gone?


Sigh.  Hang on, sweetheart.  Loki’s coming.

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Ice is Nice, Part IV: The Rest of Everybody

I should have known these two would show up.  Steve is just too goody-goody to pass up something as wholesome as skating, while Stark can’t stand not being the center of everything.


And T’challa, the Black Panther.  Yes, yes.  Come on in.  Might as well.


Muffy seems happy to see him, at any rate.

Ehehehehe!  Is it mean of me to get a chuckle out of the fact that Steve is something of a klutz when it comes to ice skating?


Oh, Sigyn, just leave him. It won’t hurt him to flounder for a bit.  Breeds character.

Sigyn?  Are you enjoying yourself?  You are?  Good!  That’s all I wanted.  Just a quiet afternoon…


Sleipnir’s fetlocks!   We’ve got more company!  Attracted, no doubt, by the helpless wounded-seal wallowings of clowns and supersoldiers.  Gungnir’s inside the house, Thor doesn’t have Mjolnir handy, and looks like Steve didn’t think he’d need his shield!  Sigyn, get behind me–!


Sigyn, waitWhat are you doing?!


Whew!  I always forget just how good she is with animals.  Ride on, beloved!


You’re surely the queen of the rink!

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