The human male was helping sort out the flotsam and jetsam from a lab whose Principal Investigator has decamped for a different academic backwater. Amongst the left-behinds was this wire whatsit.
No, Sigyn, I’m not sure what it is either.
Oh, of course! It is a Very Important Paperclip!
Sigyn is beyond thrilled because not only is it RED, it has a great big “S”!
What? Where are you going with it, my love?
Ah. I bet I know…
She’s going to add it to her growing collection of red fasteners.
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